(Comic by
Ward Sutton - Click comic to enlarge)
First, have Rove call NBC on election night and claim that exit polling is flawed and get the networks to stop giving exit poll results. Ten minutes later, show Bush sitting COMFORTABLY at home enjoying watching the poll results with his family to make victory seem legitimate. Next step, go into tight electoral states like
Ohio and invalidate legitimate ballots to tip the scales. Tight races mean fewer ballots have to be stolen..
There are FOUR lights...