Bob and Matt saw a cat at the Humane Society whose mouth was always partially open for some reason, so they took it home and named it Toonces.
It died a year later as I recall.
Monday, October 24, 2005
Thursday, October 20, 2005
The Truth
Type here and find out the truth. Like climbing a mountain to find the truth from a yogi master only faster.
Friday, October 14, 2005
Japanese People Lying Face Down
Thursday, October 13, 2005
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
Apply Now
No experience? No abilities? No intelligence? No problem! Just fill out this application and check off any or all of your hatreds and pointless leisure activities and you too can be one of GW's talentless cronies who help our country make a mockery of itself every single day.
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Resident Shrub
Monday, October 10, 2005
Office Space
"You are Peter Gibbons."
Well I already knew that..
Which Office Space Character Are You?
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Sunday, October 09, 2005
Saturday, October 08, 2005
Tilton
One of my favorite insane people of all time, Robert Tilton is endlessly amusing whether you keep the sound on or not. Actually I spent the entire month of January 1990 watching his show on cable - years before he went to court and had to pay out hundreds of millions of dollars for defrauding people. I even went to his church in Dallas a year later and a horse walked down the aisle with some guy dressed as Yankee Doodle on top of it while Tilton was speaking in 'tongues'. I wrote an article about him, but the magazine I sent it to had done a spread on Tilton the month before, unfortunately. He's a freak - almost Dickensinian in a way. And there aren't many of those nowadays.
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Televangelism
Thursday, October 06, 2005
Automatic Cocktail
Hunter S Thompson ESPN Archive
Alas Hunter has been shot out of a cannon in Aspen but his cantankerous columns for ESPN's site still wait for you to read them in an archive..
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Gonzo
Japanese Nintendo Band
Wednesday, October 05, 2005
Whatever Happened To...
..Heritage USA? You know - the multimillion dollar sprawling resort and amusement park founded by Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker in Fort Mill, South Carolina? And then he screwed that whore and was sent to prison for defrauding contributors for 50 years which got reversed on appeal and now he's got a show broadcasting from Branson, Missouri? Well it's completely abandoned now - a ghost town of sorts replete with broken windows, overgrown go-kart tracks and abandoned Olympic sized swimming pools:
"To give you an idea of the size, you could fit the original Disneyland, UK's Blackpoll Pleasure Beach, Six Flags Great America, and Universal Studio's Florida all inside the grounds together, and still have enough room left over to add Cedar Point, Knott's Berry Farm, and little old Geauga Lake Ohio..."
"To give you an idea of the size, you could fit the original Disneyland, UK's Blackpoll Pleasure Beach, Six Flags Great America, and Universal Studio's Florida all inside the grounds together, and still have enough room left over to add Cedar Point, Knott's Berry Farm, and little old Geauga Lake Ohio..."
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Televangelism
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