Saturday, June 11, 2005

Cowboys and Indians

Well we all know that Resident Bush has been playing Cowboys and Indians from when he was a child until now. What we didn't know is that he has an inferiority complex. The ghost writer commissioned by Bush (also a friend of the Bush family) to write a biography was given unprecedented face time and access, and was summarily dismissed by his campaign managers after submitting his draft which quoted him extensively and thus didn't pass muster. Makes you wonder if his own campaign managers at the time didn't think that direct access by a sympathetic republican and family friend wasn't good enough for them, why would he be as President of the United States? His notes were given to former Texas press secretary and then presidential advisor Karen "No Really, I'm not a Lesbian" Hughes to soup up and the result was critically panned. Nonetheless, the shunted author reveals even further corroboration of the recently unearthed Downing Street memo citing British intelligence indications of firm plans by Bush and his whores for developing intelligence justification and WMD claims 'adjustments' for attacking Iraq in early 2002. The erstwhile author states that he planned to go into Iraq as early as 1999 - even before being appointed to the executive post by the Supreme Court. As usual it all goes back to Darth Cheney - a member of both the Nixon and Reagan administrations. Wowed by Margaret Thatcher's approval ratings after her fake Falkland Islands war in the 80's, he sought to repeat the process. The theory goes, find a small country, invade it and bask in the acclaim of people that don't see the whole picture and watch the ratings soar. It seems to elude right-wing Republicans that honestly serving the American people accomplishes the same effect while killing fewer young men. Apparently killing people's children for approval doesn't figure in non-people's minds like Cheney, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, and Condi (who once "accidentally" referred to Resident Bush as 'my husband' in a press conference). Bush's father, a.k.a. the real President Bush, later hired the author to write a biography of his own father, Prescott Bush - published in 2003. As a guy at the mix board at a Beatifics show I saw at the Turf Club said when I suggested adjusting the sound, "I can't make it sound better if there's nothing to work with."