Tuesday, June 01, 2004

Practically Nothing

I'd like to start off by first thanking Accenture, a former subsidiary of Anderson Consulting (implicated in Enron and other scandals and one of the three finalists for the proposed 'virtual border' electronic system for foreign visitors to the United States I might add) for being so adept at invading corporate echelons at no risk to its management team while simultaneously attacking and removing their minions, making themselves indispensable by converting all processes to theirs, eliminating virtually everyone else as part of their process, and then actually taking over their job responsibilities and increasing their fee to equal the combined salaries of removed workers as they do so. It's essentially corporate culture takeover in slow motion without shareholder responsibility. Not to mention once they're in, they hypnotize management into staying for at least two years. That is, unless someone wakes up and remembers to spray them with Raid.